March 28, 2007: Snappy Answers to Stupid QuestionsKen and Andy provided answers for the questions that their callers often receive. We ask you to enrich the Seven Second Delay experience by doing your own Al Jaffee and providing the perfect (yet, not hostile) response to the questions from the show.
To Beth accompanying the tutu-wearing Molly,
"Did you just have dance class?"
To Ken with a dog with a lampshade on its head,
"What happened to her?"
To the surveyor using a transit,
"Are you taking picures?"
To the Williamsburg programmer,
"Are you an artist?"
To the causcasian parents of a Filipino child,
"Is that your son?"
To the bass player,
"Don't you wish you played the flute?"
To Andy,
"Is that thing loaded?"
To the blind woman,
"Do your senses increase?"
To the comedy folk singer,
"Say/sing something funny."
To the 13 year old,
"How much homework do you have?"
To the website guy,
"How do I start a website/my life?"
To the hot-looking foursome photographer,
"Can we take your picture?"
To the record store guy,
"Is this the new Modest Mouse?"
"How much is this CD?"
"Does the whole CD sound like the song I heard on the radio?"
To Ms. Welcome,
"How do you spell your last name?"