Purpose-Defying Plastic Stunts

You don't need a hand-held mirror to know you're not the eye candy you once were. And, let's face it, you don't line up as much nose candy as you used to, either. So what to do with your copy of Death Defying Radio Stunts?

There's not much point in trying to sell it. As of this writing, Amazon already has ten used copies going for as little as $0.99. Maybe that one-star review, from a disillusioned Breckman buff, is scaring off the scavengers.

So what else is that CD good for?

1. Mobile decoration?
2. Lawnmower hubcap?
3. Tax write-off?
4. Play-at-home Wheel Of Fate?
5. ...?