Bank It

This week on Facebook (you've heard of Facebook, I'm on it, etc.) Ken voiced a traditionally unvoiced request and made a sincere plea for show ideas. Consider this a public service announcement for the one person who's still only reading this blog and not the Seven Second Delay Facebook page. Actually, I think that one person was me. So never mind.

You can post some show ideas here though. For bonus motivation, if an idea is used Ken promises its originator a Seven Second Delay t-shirt (as modeled below.)


Yikes.

19 comments:

Joe said...

Ken and Andy do an entire show naked

Anonymous said...

Radio strip poker. Or radio strip gin rummy.

Radio strip something, anyway.

Anonymous said...

Radio strip-something meets puppetmaster?

Patterson said...

truth or dare? must've been done...

seven minutes in heaven:
"Seven minutes in heaven is a basic kissing game wherein two, usually randomly selected, participants are left alone in a closet or similarly dark area for a specified period of time, traditionally seven minutes.

During each cycle of play, two participants are selected randomly. It is often implied that these participants may engage in kissing and/or hugging. Participants in this game are usually teenagers or preteens."

Robin said...

You are all sick, sick men. Yeah, you.

Duncan said...

What the hell did I do?

Joe said...

"Go to hell!"

DC said...

Radio "telephone". Ken and Andy give a secret phrase to one listener on the phone. That listener has to call someone, repeat the phrase once, then they have to call someone, etc say 4 times or so and then the fourth caller calls the show and repeats the phrase on the air. It could be a Ken vs. Andy show with each host trading phrases.

Of course, I'm not exactly sure what they do while the four phone calls are being made. Maybe "2 truths and one lie" again?

Anonymous said...

What would they do in the meantime?

Strip Go Fish!

Jonyskids said...

Have callers provide the best "Your Momma" Joke.

DC said...

What will Andy's little show do about this sad happening?

http://www.wcbs880.com/Actor-Stanley-Kamel-Dies/1979203

Anonymous said...

I think that the energy levels on the show lag sometimes. They need a third person, somebody along the lines of Karl Pilkington.

Anonymous said...

Just leave out the waterboarding. Here's a story in the Washington Post about the dangers of the casual use of waterboarding: "Team building or torture? Court will decide" http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/12/AR2008041201739.html

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the ideas everybody, please keep 'em coming! -Ken

wellbasically said...

Interview callers to be new prophet as in Joseph Smith/Mormons. Analyze dreams and come up with new scripture using implement, such as magic hearing aid. Bonus or alternative: decide which town in new Jersey can be the New Jerusalem based on similarity to Bible story: city made of gold clear as glass, surrounded by wall of 144 cubits or thereabouts.

Austin said...

Ken asked for show ideas only a scant four months ago.
I am pointing this out solely to pimp my cellphone idea located here.

Duncan said...

I did like that cellphone idea!

Rhett said...

Start with something like a pencil you possess and have someone call in and offer something in trade. Accept something in trade that is of greater value to you and then have callers call in to make an offer of something in trade for that. Continue this to see how valuable of an item you can receive in trade.

Offer a prize for the last person to arrive at the studio but don't explain the "last person" part until you've gotten them excited about the prize and on their way.

Have a "who can hit the softest" championship amongst the WFMU staff on hand that hour.

Ken & Andy sit back and whittle things out of wood while we listen to them talk about the toothpick they each plan on making. (potential for blood)

Ken & Andy call wild animal caretakers and propose doing crazy and/ or rude things with their animal for a film. Receiving permission scores a point (for Andy, removes one from Ken).

Rhett said...

Ken & Andy speak another language as they type what they want to say in to babelfish.altavista.com and read aloud the translation it offers for their chosen foreign dialect.

Cold-call random people telling them this was their fifteen minutes of fame and they had that very moment to decide how to use it.

Find someone in any phone book with the name "Richard Autograph".

Ken & Andy watch 2girls1cup on the air and express their feelings about it.