Doing the Grunt Work

As you may have heard during the College Advice Show, Andy has offered to reimburse anyone who listened to the Worst Seven Second Delay EVER. You stand to be compensated as much as $1.50 for your time, if I can prove that you listened to more than half of the show. In order to do this, I have arranged a small quiz to make sure you caught all of Andy's zingers and Ken's disappointed sighs. Please e-mail me your answers before August 23rd, and be sure to include your full name and mailing address.

1. Where was Andy during this show?
2. If the tug of war participants had to be broken into teams, in what ways did Ken and Andy discuss splitting them?
3. What was Andy a-scared of happening? (HINT: The answer is not the show failing.)
4. How many cars actually stopped to play tug of war?
5. How many callers promised to come play tug of war?
6. Which of these things happened during the show?
(a) Andy mistook an ambulance driver for a security guard.
(b) Andy mistook a security guard for an ambulance driver.
(c) Ken said, "Chicks love balding white guys with rope!"
(d) Andy said, "Tug of war is a great way to meet chicks!"
(e) Chicks participated in a game of tug of war.
(f) Andy and Ken talked about their feelings and created a list of emotions that they were experiencing.
(g) Andy tried to use the classic offer "I'll be your best friend" to convince someone to play with him.
(h) Ken explained that Andy didn't pre-purchase McDonald's gift certificates because they only sold gift cards.
7. How long is 100 feet of rope?
8. How old is Andy?

Andy: Now what other show has done that after a failed show?
Ken: Well, no other show has ever done the McDonald's tug of war show.

9 comments:

yancydcjew said...

I listened to the show, and while not too disgusted, I think I should get paid anyway. However, some of the questions I can't remember without listening to again, and to be honest, I don't want to.

Looks like I've been had!

ListenerVin said...

I listened and don't know if I answered them all correct but want my dollar fifty anyway. I am sure I would have beat Andy at tug-o-war. I want my milk shake!!!! So if it was the worse show ever why did i keep listening? hmmm.

Andrea said...

No worries! I just need to prove that you listened to over half the show. As long as you answer more questions correctly than Andy could, I will add you to my little list.

robin.g said...

Andrea, has Andy tagged you yet as he does all the call screeners? Or are you merely "the geek" or "the fangirl?" Perhaps "the grunt" - thast sounds like something he would say. The little grunt girl.

listener vin said...

The little grunt girl has a nice ring to it. I believe Andy would like it.

Andrea said...

Oh no! Let's not encourage Andy to forget my name. While Ken has already apologized ahead of time for anything Andy does or says to me, I still have a distant hope that he'll know who I am and possibly, someday, just maybe, read this blog.

x said...

Oh this show wasn't that bad. Although, about 20 minutes into the podcast I asked my wife how long we were listening -- she said 40 minutes, I told her twenty and she was demoralized!

js said...

Would I be eligible for reimburesement if, hypothetically, I listened to the episode and - still hypothetically, mind you - actually enjoyed it?

Kevin Greenlee said...

I got my $1.50 today- thanks Andrea!