Tonight's Show: Ken and Andy Review Their Reviews
Tonight on the show, Ken and Andy review their iTunes podcast reviews. The mean, the flattering, and the totally clueless. If you want to leave one before or after the show, here's where to do it.
What Music Plays in Your Office? Tell Uncle Andy.
What horrible music plays in your office? Play it over the phone for Ken and Andy on tonight's live detention episode of Seven Second Delay on WFMU 6-7pm ET.
Our new number is 201-209-9368, which I think spells M-U-Z-A-K-W-F-M-U. I think.
7SD Chess Adventure Weds 3-4pm
Join Ken, Andy & "the brothers" for a round of speed chess in the SW Corner of Washington Square Park in NYC, Wednesday April 25th from 3-4pm. Bring $5 so you can win that and more from Andy.
WFMU 2013 Marathon: The Wheel of Fate!
If we meet our goal tonight, Ken and Andy will have to host a future show in pillory from Washington Square Park!!
WFMU 2013 Marathon: Let's Soak Andy!!
Today's the first-ever two-hour-long Seven Second Delay! Here's what's in store:
Every pledge gets the punchline to this joke:
"How many Seven Second Delay Cohosts Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
1) The Soak: There will be a four minute "soak Andy" period. If you pledge during this period, Andy will match your pledge out of his pocket. Don't forget the huge payout Andy got from his hit TV show "Monk." Wow. What a windfall that was. I still can't believe how much that was.
2) DJ Battle! Ken and Andy go song for song, and you will need to pledge to get Andy's atrocious soft rock removed from the airwaves.
3) The Ken vs Andy Lickathon: for every $500, Ken or Andy have to lick an item in or around the WFMU studio. The largest pledge in each $500 round will decide whether it's Ken or Andy who does the licking. These are the items that will be licked, in order:
1) the mouthpiece of phone #1
2) the main microphone
3) the needle on turntable 1
4) the doorknob to the studio
5) the 4th floor elevator button
6) a volunteers foot
7) the toilet handle
8) the other guy's armpit
9) the inside of the other guy's ear
10) the WFMU bathroom floor
Call 800-989-9368! Or click here!
SOAK ANDY TONIGHT 6-8pm on WFMU
Five years ago, Ken and Andy brought a taser with them into the studio for their WFMU Marathon show. What would you like to hear them do tonight?
Va Va Voom! Mallory Hagan Becomes Miss America 2013
Mallory Hagan, Miss Brooklyn 2010 becomes Miss America 2013 despite appearing on Seven Second Delay on April 21st, 2010.
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More Photos by John Dalton
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More Photos by John Dalton
Live Radio Halloween Party 11/28 with Ken, Andy, An Exorcism & The Saw Lady
Fun Halloween Party Activities Include:
Candy Bag Roulette
An Exorcism with Chris Deserio*
Jim Faro from Blood Manor
Ken vs. Andy Apple Bobbing
Saw Music with Natalia Paruz
The Ghost of Andy's Father**
The UCB Theatre is located at 307 West 26th Street in Manhattan [map], near the corner of 8th Avenue. Admission $5. Everyone in a costume gets in free. Tickets are available at the theater before the show, or can be reserved online.
*Ken does not appear to be possessed by Demons, per se, but if Demonic Possession is detected in Ken, then that situation will be remedied live on the air.
**Not yet confirmed!
*Ken does not appear to be possessed by Demons, per se, but if Demonic Possession is detected in Ken, then that situation will be remedied live on the air.
**Not yet confirmed!
Listen Back: Dave Hill, Pete Hamill, Tristan Taormino, Vermin Supreme & Oorutaichi
November 14: Live at the UCB with Dave Hill, Pete Hamill, Tristan Taormino, Vermin Supreme & Oorutaichi
[playlist] [mp3] [pop-up player]
DAVE HILL
PETE HAMILL
TRISTAN TAORMINO
VERMIN SUPREME
OORUTAICHI
Photos by John Dalton
[playlist] [mp3] [pop-up player]
DAVE HILL
PETE HAMILL
TRISTAN TAORMINO
VERMIN SUPREME
OORUTAICHI
Photos by John Dalton
Live Show 11/14 with Dave Hill, Pete Hamill, Tristan Taormino, Vermin Supreme & Oorutaichi
And, appearing in public all together for the very first time....
DAVE HILL
... a writer and comedian in New York City
... one of his many projects is a live talk show called the Dave Hill Explosion
... his first book Tasteful Nudes is out now
PETE HAMILL
... veteran New York journalist and novelist
... has served as editor-in-chief of both the New York Post and the New York Daily News
... most recently the author of Tabloid City and The Christmas Kid: And Other Brooklyn Stories
TRISTAN TAORMINO
... a feminist author, columnist, sex educator, activist, editor, speaker, and pornographic film director
... author of seven books including The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women
VERMIN SUPREME
... recently ran with the Free Pony Party for co-president alongside Jimmy McMillan
... is now busy visiting several disaster relief stations to have photo ops scrubbing pots and pans that are already clean
...helping facilitate an alternative disaster relief station in Union Beach, NJ
OORUTAICHI
... Japan's unparalleled vocalist and multi-track sound mixmaster
... Performing this Friday, Nov 16 at Japan Society
The UCB Theatre is located at 307 West 26th Street in Manhattan [map], near the corner of 8th Avenue. Admission $5. Tickets are available at the theater before the show. RSVP on Facebook.
Seven Second Delay Cares A Little Foundation
Seven Second Delay cares a little about their fans. To prove it, they will be making one-time only cash grants to listeners in need. To be eligible you have to 1) Have at least $4 worth of damage from Hurricane Sandy 2) Pose for a photo in front of your damage while sobbing 3) Upload that photo to the World Wide Web 4) Send a link (with your mailing address and phone number!) to ken at wfmu dot org. Since our studio phones are kaputt, but sure to patiently wait by your phone between 6-7pm ET tonight.
Our Halloween Non-Exorcism Show is DEAD
Our Halloween Non-Exorcism show has been aborted due to Frankenstorm Sandy. Join us at our next live UCB show November 14th with author Pete Hamill, sex writer Tristen Taormino and more exciting guests TBA!
LISTEN BACK: Buck Henry, Joanna Angel and Vince Giordano & His Nighthawk All-Stars
October 17, 2012: Live at the UCB with Buck Henry, porn star Joanna Angel, and musical guests Vince
Giordano & the Nighthawks All-Stars (from Boardwalk Empire)
[playlist] [mp3] [pop-up player]
BUCK HENRY
JOANNA ANGEL
VINCE GIORDANO & HIS NIGHTHAWK ALL-STARS
Video by Aaron Dunkel
Photo by Jeff Moore
[playlist] [mp3] [pop-up player]
BUCK HENRY
JOANNA ANGEL
VINCE GIORDANO & HIS NIGHTHAWK ALL-STARS
Video by Aaron Dunkel
Photo by Jeff Moore
CANCELED: Non-Exorcism Halloween Special
Out Demons Out! Come and see Station
Manager Ken's soul be freed from the Dark Force Entities that have taken
up residence there-in, as Seven Second Delay returns to the stage of
the UCB Theatre on Halloween night, Wednesday October 31st from 6-7pm.
Ken does not appear to be possessed by Demons, per se, but if Demonic
Possession is detected in Ken, then that situation will be remedied live
on the air at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater on Wednesday, October 31th at 6pm.
The UCB Theatre is at 307 West 26th St in NYC, near 8th Avenue. Admission is $5, but all costumed attendees get in for free and onstage trick or treating will be encouraged.
PAMELIA KURSTIN
... notable theremin performer
... has presented the theremin at talks such as TED, and performed on SNL
DARK FORCE ENTITY RELEASEMENT SERVICE WITH THE TWO LEES
... healers Lee Van Zyl and Lee Ann LaRocca from the MontClair Metaphysical & Healing Center
NOTE: This is not an Exorcism. Dark Force Entities may be released during this broadcast, but the procedures performed on Ken do not constitute a legal exorcism.
The UCB Theatre is located at 307 West 26th Street in Manhattan [map], near the corner of 8th Avenue. Admission $5. Tickets are available at the theater 15 minutes before the show. RSVP on Facebook.
The UCB Theatre is at 307 West 26th St in NYC, near 8th Avenue. Admission is $5, but all costumed attendees get in for free and onstage trick or treating will be encouraged.
PAMELIA KURSTIN... notable theremin performer
... has presented the theremin at talks such as TED, and performed on SNL
DARK FORCE ENTITY RELEASEMENT SERVICE WITH THE TWO LEES
... healers Lee Van Zyl and Lee Ann LaRocca from the MontClair Metaphysical & Healing Center
NOTE: This is not an Exorcism. Dark Force Entities may be released during this broadcast, but the procedures performed on Ken do not constitute a legal exorcism.
The UCB Theatre is located at 307 West 26th Street in Manhattan [map], near the corner of 8th Avenue. Admission $5. Tickets are available at the theater 15 minutes before the show. RSVP on Facebook.
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