The Secret Handshake Discount

Here's the deal. Learn this handshake and save $1 on your admission to the UCB Theater Wednesday, July 21st.

Secret Handshake Instructions:
1. The handshake
2. The wiping of the hand
3. The second handshake
4. The verbal exchange. Shorter person: "You love the show." Taller person: "You can't believe you got through."
5. The dreaded full contact hug -- 20 SECONDS

It may look easy, but just try this in a pubic place. I just asked my own boyfriend to do it with me in a coffee shop, and he whimped out 8 seconds into the hug! No $1 discount for you, Nick.