Nothing Rhymes With Ange

December 3, 2008: 7sd Variety Hour

Inspired by Dori Disaster's impromptu American Pie Remix, here is a episode recap to be sung to the abridged Madonna version.
Time for another show
First week of December
Almost a month is kind of awhile.
Ken and Andy give guests a chance
to show they have the skills like Grant's.
Though, Andy might pounce and make them hostile.

First, a guy Ange got a hold of.
"Jeff Somers, which book you most proud of?"
The Breckman Bump will bring you dough.
Ken does a recap, that's his role.
Move on to meet the four guest goal.
Dori Disaster and her ukulele show.

Now, it's time for Andy's lil' whim:
A comic who's less famous than him.
Adam Wade paid his dues
on Conan with coffee abuse.

Who is surprised these shows barely suck?
Had the Kahlua drink named after a schmuck?
These biweekly hours have stuck.
Well, at least, Maxwell's tried.

Time for the chorus!
Ange, Ange
! Nothing rhymes with Ange.
Gramma decreed
she should emcee.
Who'd disagree, Ange?

Ken and Andy, where would you be without Ange?

Wait a sec, I just came up with flange.

Something rhymes with Ange.


Here comes Irwin late sans excuse
Andy asks, "Which topic do you choose?"
"Flora's visual, but Scott we can play.
Stalling stole his tunes for a score."
Hey, where is the Andy/Irwin rapport?
Just how it goes on Seven Second Delay.

Some more Dori, she reigns supreme.
A show without knocking Nick's esteem.
Besides the cowboy poking,
don't fix what isn't broken.
When at Maxwell's, raise up a toast,
then just send your bill up to the host.
We all learned now who makes the most.
Tip your servers with pride.

Another chorus!
Ange, Ange! Something rhymes with Ange.
Gramma decreed
she should emcee.
Who'd disagree, Ange?

Ken and Andy, where would you be without Ange?

Earlier, I had came up with flange.

Something rhymes with Ange.
After you've recorded a version or added a stanza in the comments, check out this week's photos.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Flange.

Grant in Burbank said...

I'm honored and flattered. And honored to be mentioned!

JoeChrisMorris said...

Whoo hoo
Third comment!
(I really gotta get a life.. and when I say I have a life, of course I mean I have a 36 tv screen)

Anyone with an extra ticket for Ray Davies? Anyone?

Its dead air chicken all over a gain

Anonymous said...

Love the show when Andy isnt chewing into the mic. Please, please stop chewing.

JoeChrisMorris said...

Chris in DC STANDS UP for Andy's gum chewing and so do I!

Wait. No I don't. I thought you had crossed the line, but the line was far from that point!

Anonymous said...

"Nothing Rhymes With Ange"

Flange.

JoeChrisMorris said...

Go to hell