July 4, 2007: Religious Conversions (from Dec 20, 2000)
It seems no Christians ever leave comments on our blog.
You know who I thought was really hot? Mary, Jesus' mother. For a mom. She was a young mom... His girlfriend's name was Mary, also. She was hot. She was a hooker. He fell for a hooker. "She really likes me, I can tell," just like every John. But, He wasn't like every other John. He was the Son of the Lord. That's how He differed from the other Johns. Like at the parade of shame when they parade all the Johns through Jerusalem, I bet He was in the very, very front. I'm very fond of Him. I don't throw the word "love" around the way some people do.
That should do it.