tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-317763372024-03-13T15:36:32.945-05:00Seven Second DelayAndreahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01105401341735683482noreply@blogger.comBlogger465125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31776337.post-65639498616330684262014-01-28T13:58:00.005-05:002014-01-28T13:58:54.842-05:00Party in Andy and Ken's Hotel Room!Both Superbowl teams are staying at hotels near WFMU, so come party with Ken and Andy, Peyton Manning and the rest of the Denver Broncos <span style="font-size: 11px;">(unconfirmed)</span>! <strong>That's this Wednesday, Jan 29 at 6pm at the Hyatt Regency, 2 Exchange Place in downtown Jersey City, NJ</strong>.<br />
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When you get up to the Superbowl police barricade (located conveniently next to the Exchange Place PATH station in Jersey City), just tell 'em you're with the Breckman party! That's all you need to do! And then hang out in Suite Breckman with us from 6-7pm and break WHATEVER YOU WANT because Andy's paying! Once we get the hotel room number, we'll post it <a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/417685358364616/417685361697949/" target="_self">here</a> and tweet it <a href="https://twitter.com/7secdelay" target="_self">here</a>.<br />
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It's all on Andy's credit card, So we're limiting each guest to one TV thrown off the balcony. Also, there will be tons of fucking. It will be just like last week's <a href="http://wfmu.org/playlists/shows/54138" target="_self"><em>Why Oh Why</em> episode</a>. <br />
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We're also going to be calling in some WFMU hookers from Ken's stable of hookers. And there will be a special appearance later in the party from Lucinda, Andy's neighbor's mentally challenged daughter. She's a strong girl. Lucinda is filling out the paperwork to become a WFMU hooker, and is actually on the waiting list. Ken hasn't finished the final round of interviews with her.<br />
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Other activities will include jumping from Andy's bed to Ken's bed and back again, pillow fights, looking at but not touching items in the mini bar, not taking showers, and ordering more towels. Door prizes will include miniature bottles of shampoo and hair conditioner.<br />
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There has never been a listening party where you can go listen to the show with the hosts of the show before! This is Andy's first time hearing the show. There is a bathroom, but Andy is probably going to be in there vomiting for most of the hour because he's never heard his own show before.<br />
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It's going to be a happening, baby!<br />
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Tell Andy not to worry about anything being damaged in the hotel room <a href="http://twitter.com/Andybreckmanman" target="_self">@AndyBreckmanMan</a>. Tell Ken if you need to use the room privately for 10 minutes or less <a href="http://twitter.com/wfmu" target="_self">@WFMU</a> or <a href="http://twitter.com/stationmgrken" target="_self">@StationMgrKen</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com</div>Andreahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08666955237993108481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31776337.post-10841061016104701562014-01-23T10:59:00.004-05:002014-01-24T13:02:52.831-05:00Is your band crappy enough for WFMU?<div id="surveyMonkeyInfo"><div><script src="https://www.surveymonkey.com/jsEmbed.aspx?sm=qUo59PWJJRmfbitOLMpHOw_3d_3d"> </script></div>Create your free online surveys with <a href="https://www.surveymonkey.com">SurveyMonkey</a> , the world's leading questionnaire tool.</div>
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The three highest scoring bands from our results will get a link on the WFMU homepage for a week, and then the winning band of those three will get its record added to the WFMU music library.<br />
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As an extra bonus, Andy's neighbor's daughter Lucinda has agreed to sleep with the entire band. She is a strong girl.<br />
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If you've heard the crap the station normally plays, your band will surely become the most popular artists in our rotation. It's almost too easy.<br />
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<b><i></i></b>If you vote for your favorite band in this contest, there's a chance that band will become famous. I know that sounds good, but often there are a lot of complications that come with that. They'll need a tax lawyer, and probably a good divorce lawyer. So think before you vote.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com</div>Andreahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08666955237993108481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31776337.post-4184109472605343542013-11-19T15:59:00.001-05:002013-11-19T15:59:54.681-05:00<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>My mother is in a nursing home. She's 84. She can't walk. She's lonely and frightened. If this is retweeted 100 times, I'll call her.</p>— Andy Breckman (@AndyBreckmanMan) <a href="https://twitter.com/AndyBreckmanMan/statuses/402893165369495552">November 19, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<a href="http://fma.mu/188LGeU">Photo of Ken Freedman and Baratunde Thurston featured in Cracked Craption Contest</a><br />
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"I ate his liver with collard greens and a nice 40 of malt liquor."<br />
"I think racism is a ridiculous idea. Of course Black and white people are equal, they even taste exactly the same"<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span><br />
Only under these strict conditions, would they let Phil Donahue have another talk show.<br />
After Kurt called Tyrone's shorts gay, Tyrone only further embarrassed himself by calling Kurt's jacket gay. It was obviously a straight jacket.<br />
"What's it like being under the constant watch of the police?" “Well it's to be expected. I mean look at me. But at least I'm not in a straitjacket like this guy."<br />
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Certain conditions had to be met before Stevie Wonder agreed to do a duet with Elton John.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com</div>Andreahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08666955237993108481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31776337.post-90259059411617782782013-09-06T14:29:00.000-05:002013-09-06T14:29:33.381-05:00New Jersey and Seven Second Delay: Toxic Together<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
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Tonight on the show, Ken and Andy review their iTunes podcast reviews. The mean, the flattering, and the totally clueless. If you want to leave one before or after the show, <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-second-delay-ken-andy/id73331201">here's where to do it</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com</div>Andreahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08666955237993108481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31776337.post-15630622202153481432013-05-01T14:03:00.000-05:002013-05-01T14:03:20.096-05:00What Music Plays in Your Office? Tell Uncle Andy.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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What horrible music plays in your office? Play it over the phone for Ken and Andy on tonight's live detention episode of <i>Seven Second Delay </i>on WFMU 6-7pm ET.<br />
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Join Ken, Andy & "the brothers" for a round of speed chess in the SW Corner of Washington Square Park in NYC, Wednesday April 25th from 3-4pm. Bring $5 so you can win that and more from Andy.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com</div>Andreahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08666955237993108481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31776337.post-60538388383122917582013-04-07T20:53:00.003-05:002013-04-07T20:55:04.408-05:00Today's Pro-Seven Second Delay Rally in Pyongyang<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">If we meet our goal tonight, Ken and Andy will have to host a future show in pillory from Washington Square Park!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com</div>Andreahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08666955237993108481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31776337.post-46177492612403458332013-03-06T18:10:00.001-05:002013-03-06T18:10:31.369-05:00WFMU 2013 Marathon: Let's Soak Andy!!<br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">Today's the first-ever two-hour-long<i> <a href="https://www.wfmu.org/marathon/pledge.php?pr=SD">Seven Second Delay</a></i>! Here's what's in store:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">Every pledge gets the punchline to this joke:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">"How many Seven Second Delay Cohosts Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">1) The Soak: There will be a four minute "soak Andy" period. If you pledge during this period, Andy will match your pledge out of his pocket. Don't forget the huge payout Andy got from his hit TV show "Monk." Wow. What a windfall that was. I still can't believe how much that was. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">2) DJ Battle! Ken and Andy go song for song, and you will need to pledge to get Andy's atrocious soft rock removed from the airwaves. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">3) The Ken vs Andy Lickathon: for every $500, Ken or Andy have to lick an item in or around the WFMU studio. The largest pledge in each $500 round will decide whether it's Ken or Andy who does the licking. These are the items that will be licked, in order:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">1) the mouthpiece of phone #1</span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">2) the main microphone</span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">3) the needle on turntable 1</span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">4) the doorknob to the studio</span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">5) the 4th floor elevator button</span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">6) a volunteers foot</span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">7) the toilet handle</span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">8) the other guy's armpit</span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">9) the inside of the other guy's ear</span><br />
<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">10) the WFMU bathroom floor</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: verdana, geneva, arial, sans-serif;">Call 800-989-9368! Or <a href="https://www.wfmu.org/marathon/pledge.php?pr=SD">click here</a>!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com</div>Andreahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08666955237993108481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31776337.post-39165155827229824592013-03-06T15:19:00.000-05:002013-03-06T15:19:35.437-05:00SOAK ANDY TONIGHT 6-8pm on WFMU <div>
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<br /><div class="blogger-post-footer">http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com</div>Andreahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08666955237993108481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31776337.post-62842348610792729792013-01-15T01:00:00.002-05:002013-01-15T01:02:29.014-05:00Va Va Voom! Mallory Hagan Becomes Miss America 2013Mallory Hagan, Miss Brooklyn 2010 becomes<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/14/nyregion/miss-america-mallory-hagan-embraces-brooklyn.html?_r=0"> Miss America 2013</a> despite appearing on <i>Seven Second Delay </i>on <a href="http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/35501">April 21st, 2010</a>.<br />
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<span itemprop="description">Feel like you were cheated out of a proper Halloween this year? Then come join </span>Ken and Andy in the dark basement of the <a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/"><b>Upright Citizens Brigade Theater</b></a> on <span itemprop="description"><b>Wednesday, November 28th at 6pm</b>.</span><br />
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Candy Bag Roulette<br />
<a href="http://chrisdeserio.com/">An Exorcism with Chris Deserio</a>*<br />
<a href="http://www.bloodmanor.com/">Jim Faro from Blood Manor</a><br />
Ken vs. Andy Apple Bobbing<br />
<a href="http://www.sawlady.com/">Saw Music with Natalia Paruz</a><br />
The Ghost of Andy's Father**<br />
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<i>*<span itemprop="description">Ken does not appear to be possessed by Demons, per se, but if Demonic
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<b><a href="http://www.davehillonline.com/"><br />DAVE HILL</a></b><br />
<b><a href="http://www.petehamill.com/">PETE HAMILL</a></b><br />
<span itemprop="description"><a href="http://puckerup.com/"><b>TRISTAN TAORMINO</b></a></span><br />
<b><a href="http://www.verminsupreme.com/">VERMIN SUPREME</a></b><br />
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<span itemprop="description"><b><a href="http://www.davehillonline.com/">DAVE HILL</a></b><br />... a writer and comedian in New York City<br />... one of his many projects is a live talk show called the <a href="http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/899">Dave Hill Explosion</a><br />... his first book <i><span id="goog_1704826759"></span><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Tasteful-Nudes-Misguided-Validation/dp/1250002036/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1326238132&sr=8-1">Tasteful Nudes</a></i> <span id="goog_1704826760"></span>is out now</span><br />
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<b><a href="http://www.petehamill.com/">PETE HAMILL</a></b><br />
<span itemprop="description">... veteran New York journalist and novelist<br />... has served as editor-in-chief of both the New York Post and the New York Daily News<br />... most recently the author of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Tabloid-City-Novel-Pete-Hamill/dp/0316020753"><i>Tabloid City</i></a> and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Christmas-Kid-Brooklyn-Stories/dp/0316232734"><i>The Christmas Kid: And Other Brooklyn Stories</i></a><br /><br /><a href="http://puckerup.com/"><b>TRISTAN TAORMINO</b></a><br />... a feminist author, columnist, sex educator, activist, editor, speaker, and pornographic film director<br />... author of seven books including <i><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ultimate-Guide-Anal-Women-Edition/dp/1573442216/ref=dp_ob_title_bk">The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women</a></i></span><br />
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<b><a href="http://www.verminsupreme.com/">VERMIN SUPREME</a></b><br />
... recently ran with the Free Pony Party for co-president alongside Jimmy McMillan<br />
... is now busy visiting <a href="https://www.facebook.com/OccupySandyReliefNyc">several disaster relief stations</a> to have photo ops scrubbing pots and pans that are already clean<br />
...helping facilitate <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/RainbowSuperSandyResponse/">an alternative disaster relief station in Union Beach, NJ</a><br />
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<b><a href="http://www.okimirecords.com/dl/index_en.html">OORUTAICHI</a></b><br />
... Japan's unparalleled vocalist and multi-track sound mixmaster<br />
... Performing this Friday, Nov 16 at <a href="http://www.japansociety.org/event/cosmic-coco-with-oorutaichi">Japan Society</a><br />
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<b><a href="http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/sd">Seven Second Delay</a></b> cares a little about their fans. To prove it, they will be making <b>one-time only cash grants to listeners in need</b>. To be eligible you have to 1) Have at least <b>$4</b> worth of damage from Hurricane Sandy 2) Pose for a photo in front of your damage while sobbing 3) Upload that photo to the World Wide Web 4) Send a link (with your mailing address and phone number!) to <b>ken at wfmu dot org</b>. Since our studio phones are kaputt, but sure to patiently wait by your phone between 6-7pm ET tonight.<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com</div>Andreahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08666955237993108481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31776337.post-83917742386772491172012-10-28T14:03:00.001-05:002012-10-28T14:03:43.270-05:00Our Halloween Non-Exorcism Show is DEAD<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Our Halloween Non-Exorcism show has been aborted due to Frankenstorm Sandy. Join us at our next live UCB show November 14th with author Pete Hamill, sex writer Tristen Taormino and more exciting guests TBA!<div class="blogger-post-footer">http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com</div>Andreahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08666955237993108481noreply@blogger.com