To Be Recorded Before a Live Studio Audience

Ken and Andy weren't joking last week. Come join them for a live broadcast of Seven Second Delay next week, and you will go down in history as a member of their very first live studio audience! Call Screener Jeff and I will bet there to help you find your seats, and to entertain you with small talk on Andy's behalf.

WHO: Listeners Who Have Friends/Dates (+1's REQUIRED)
WHERE: WFMU Studios in Jersey City, NJ
WHEN: Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 6-7pm
RSVP: To reserve your seat, e-mail me as soon as possible
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We are also looking for a space to host future live shows and house parties other than my grandma's livingroom. If you know of one of these places, like, oh, an abandoned office in midtown, send Ken a little note.

Don't Say "Laugh"!!!! Just Laugh!!!!



June 25, 2008: Double Puppet Master

"You are listening to Seven Stepford Delay with Kel and Angy!!!"
"Whoa, but wasn't Ange the one who pla-"
"Doesn't matter..."

First off, our apologies to the following listeners who were edged out in the ticket giveaway for the Sonic Youth/SuperFeelie Freak show: Otto, Anna, Bab, Davad, Rosannasor, Steponnopets, Amanaplanacanalpanama, and Long Time Listener Renet Sile Mitgnol. (Sorry guys, but eight and nine aren't ten.)

Well, turns out that Andy does indeed feed off his crowd really well as we learned on this fateful day; Actually, he feeds off them better if they wear electronic collars. And you and your date can find this out for yourselves next Wednesday 6:00pm at WFMU studios as part of 7SD's FIRST LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE... Yeah, your date. No seriously, your date. Hey, listen to the tone of my voice, YOUR DATE OR DON"T BOTHER!!!! (Tell you what, go to Nerve.com, EHarmony, JDate.... You strike gold, reserve with plus one and hope to be in with the privileged twentysome at this email address which is actually shorter than this phrase so why did I bother hyperlinking.) We'll accept platonic friends as well.

And to submit location ideas for the next batch o' monthly 7SD "We've got nothing" meet-ups, contact Ken at ken at wfmu dot org. For entries to the Andy-Booed-Off Betting Pool, place your chips here on our comment board. Winning prize TBD or nonexistent.

Now, I'm looking out my window and sigh-whoops, excuse me, (sigh!) I'm still here in Bristow VA, which makes it impossible for me to make the July 4th gig, so screw the "Guess my Location" portion of the show.

Finally, I'd like to make a strong appreciative appeal to Neil Simon, Sally Struthers and Rita Moreno, whose collaborative work was struck in my memory as of late.

Kelly and Ange (Did you say "prick"), you kicked radio ass! Those who disagree, you're a retard and a whore!

Oh, and... Long Live Wonderful Wino Radio.

In Da House Party

June 11, 2008: The Seven Second Delay Office Party


Every now and then, a show comes along that deserves some back story. The office party from last week is one of those shows. I mean, come on, just look at these cup cakes! So, like a good, devoted blogger, I carried around a microphone before the show and chatted up our lovely guests, hecklers and hosts alike.



John (our host, an artist, and a former Office 54 employee) let me follow him while he made important preparations for the party:


It was clear from the start of the night that the heckler, Josh, his heckler girlfriend, and his heckler bandmate from Man vs. Wild (anyone have the MySpace link?) were trouble:


And, here it is...
My exclusive interview with Andy Breckman right after the show ended:


After the show, I ate one of Ken's scotcharoos with our host John, Max (of "Born to Run" party cover stardom) and others. Andy caught us in the act:



Whatever you do, don't look at the couch.

From the Culture of Commentary

This story from oft-commenting jwgh:

Every Tuesday there's a poetry open mike sort of thing at a local coffee shop, and the last Tuesday of every month it's a musical poetry open mike where a bass player accompanies the poets and singer/songwriters are also welcome. I've been a few times, and it's always been interesting and fun. (The first time I met a tall transsexual woman who I think might be named Genevieve (unless I'm thinking of someone else) who then subsequently came to my knitting group a few times.)

One nice thing about it from my perspective is that in general the people there are poets first and, at most, musicians second, so I have the unfamiliar sensation of being the best musician in the room. As such the audience is extra appreciative.

I decided I was in the mood to do a song I didn't write for once, so I got up to the mike and said, "I've played here a couple of times before, and both times I did original stuff, but if it's OK I'd like to do a song by Andy Breckman." A couple of people in the crowd cheered, and Genevieve (if that's her name) shouted out, "Railroad Bill?"

Railroad Bill it was. I thought that crowd would like it because it's about writing, more or less, and man was I right -- people laughed themselves silly. All praise to Andy Breckman!

After I did my song Genevieve came over to tell me that she enjoyed my performance of the song and said that she knew Andy when he was still a struggling folkie in New York -- it turns out that she used to be a bouncer at the (I think she said) Folk Palace where he used to play. We talked a little about his music, agreeing that his songs are clever and funny, and then the next act went up and the conversation ended.

And that's about where the story ends, too. Well, anyway.

Who rocks the party that rocks the body?

June 4, 2008: The SSD Meetup


Oh. It's on.

Ken and Andy spent the first half hour securing a location, and the second signing up possible guests for the potluck.

Who:
You! ... especially, if you are more fun than interesting.

What:
The first, and probably last, Seven Second Delay House Party.

When:
Next Wednesday. The show will be broadcast LIVE! Thanks to John's cable modem.

Where:
Mid-Manhattan. 54th and Broadway. If you are not a loser, email ken at wfmu dot org for a real address.

Why:
Because it is time to get dizzy to the rock n roll sounds of Andy's iPod.


UPDATE:
We now have an unofficial Evite.