2! 4! 6! 8!



Please finish the cheer in the comments. Protest songs will also be accepted.

Where's That Executive Veto When You Need It???

Sad to say this but, because of complications emanating from the waterboarding incident last week, Seven Second Delay will be on hiatus by order of the powers that be for two weeks as announced by Ken this morning. Be sure to mark your calenders for March 26th.

Don't take it out on DJ Rupture, please. I'm listening to his set now. Much love and respect.

I can confidently speak for the staff of WFMU when I say thanks go out to everyone who made a pledge during the 50th Annual WFMU Fundraising Marathon in the past two weeks. Expect payment forms in the mail soon.

We here at the bloggity-blog hope to feed your "Ken/Andy" jones in some way these next fourteen days. Or be sure to scour the archives if you haven't yet.

Thank heavens the card on the Wheel of Fate that said "$5500/hr Call Girl" slid past the pointer!!!

All Blogged Out

Here's another round of pictures from tonight's show. These come to us from Call Screener Jeff.











Want to see more? Check out John Dalton's swell pictures on flickr.

FYI: There's going to be a small delay before Ken will be able to post the archive of tonight's show. Blame torture.

Live Bloggin' #7







Call screener Jeff took some pictures with his digital camera of the waterboarding. They're kinda hard to see through my built-in-camera, but here you go.

Live Bloggin' #6


WFMU DJ Maria and Volunteer Ed Word

A: Having fun?
M: Yes.
EW: Yeah.



A: Did it look like the Iron Butterfly hurt?
M: I'm glad he didn't get a bloody nose. It would have given me a bloody nose, that's what I was thinking. That's excessive cruelty, for Ken.

Live Bloggin' #5


Please tell me what your favorite shows from this past year are! All I can think of are the trainwrecks!

Live Bloggin' #4


These are the official WATER BOARDERERS.

Live Bloggin' #3




These are the guys answering your phone calls.

Live Bloggin' #2

Andy Breckman is an anagram for Cry Bad Men Ken!

Live Bloggin' #1

I'm here bloggin' again. Here are the rules Ken is talking about.

From: Ken

Waterboarding Rules:

There are 24 Slots on the wheel of fate.

Waterboarding gets added at $1000 increments, but no waterboarding can take place until we hit ten grand, and then a waterboarding slot comes up on the wheel of fate.

Every $1000, Ken or Andy have to spin the wheel, taking turns and suffering the consequences, and then replacing the option that came up with "Waterboarding."

(At $10,000 raised, there will be a 10 out of 24 chance that waterboarding will come up)

Ken and Andy only get waterboarded once each.

More of Andy's Jokes!

First of all, I pledged. Did you?

Secondly, my name is Grant a.k.a Grant In Burbank a.k.a. the guy who told Andy's joke onstage back in October.

Thirdly, after I told that joke, Andy gave me a bunch of new jokes to tell, and this past Wednesday I dedicated a whole portion of my set to Andy's jokes. This crowd was a little light for a Wednesday, but I think most of the jokes were well received. I'll let you be the judge...



Next time I promise to commit them to memory and not use the index cards. I'll also try to 'SELL' them more.

More from the front lines of comedy soon!