Because Seven Second Delay is a strange kind of therapy for Andy, this entire episode was modeled after his life. It was an experiment in yins & yangs, ups & downs, happy music & sad music, and, of course, cute babies & dead pets. You can hear a whole bunch of stories that Andy wasn't at all interested in listening to here (RealAudio) or here (MP3).
The greatest story of the whole episode was the one about the mother who grabbed her sobbing child and rolled off a Disney tram in order to rescue a bag of toys. To help all of you who want to tell this story as your own, here's the best picture I could find of a Disney tram:
Also, I was thinking that maybe our comments on this episode could alternate between really positive reactions and remorseful responses. Who wants to cue the music?